Your Shitty Luck

Hello Dear, I know you set your time machine for 1850 in hopes of channeling one of your not-so-ancient relatives somewhere in the pastoral yet not-so-idyllic Russian countryside. So sorry to disappoint. As you know, these things are never very precise. Time travel is pretty overrated IMHO. Warping the time-space…

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Hello Medici Princess!

I'm alive! Again! I died at 33. Here's a little about me: wikipedia / Isabella de' Medici Oh, and here's a little about an earlier incarnation of me. That time I only made it to age 6. So I guess I should be grateful for 33 years: wikipedia / Bia de' Medici…

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